Too White For The Black Kids

Jul 22
candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

Jul 22

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

Jul 22

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

Jul 22
lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

Jul 21
Jul 21
Jul 21

iamrickyhoover:

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

Hmmmmmmm hopefully some of these are good

Jul 21
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

Jul 21

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

Jul 21